There will be no pictures. Or videos of fancy celebs. There will be lots of links taking you to great resources. You can read and leave with your educational balls intact. Or enlarged. Whatever your fancy.
You want your mind blown? Prepared to be blown by REAL INFO, A.K.A. EDUCATION, A.K.A. what America has lost grasp of.
So at least let me try to do my part and passionately make up for it. NOW. Via years of random knowledge about all different subjects from all different parts of the world. I did study Biology AND Political Science AND take Business classes in Undergrad, after all; a lot of people think they’re unrelated, but quite the contrary. It doesn’t make me the most knowledgeable, but I’ll proudly declare that I am passionate about learning and teaching.
::So flabbergasted that I had to blog about Congress declaring pizza a vegetable.::
I see 2 updates from my friends, Doug and Seph, quipping about Congress declaring pizza a vegetable. HUH?!
::Google::
How Pizza Became A Vegetable Through The Magic Of Influence-Peddling
Yes…I couldn’t believe it myself…but it is actually true. Just when I thought my country needed some education reformation, it gets worse.
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FIRST: They strip Pluto of its title and declare Pluto no longer a planet (still BS if you ask me)
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NEXT: They cancel music and art programs throughout the nation and raise Undergrad student fees while enforcing budget cuts (so…students are paying more for…less???).
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YESTERDAY: I read a grammatically-poor, formal letter from a reality TV fan begging for a totally unrelated industry (gaming, via ING) to NOT cancel the Kardashian series (which is on E!, not ING) from my friend, Alex. All I can say is that I just hope it was written by someone under the age of 10, but I have a feeling it isn’t. Read it for yourself here.
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NOW: CONGRESS DECLARES PIZZA A VEGETABLE (even though tomatoes are a fruit)!
MY GOD. WHAT ARE OUR KIDS LEARNING NOWADAYS?!
I fear the upcoming Presidential elections because not only do the Republicans NOT have a clear front runner, the Democrats have their incumbent, President Obama, who allowed pizza to be declared a vegetable while in office (wonder what his wife thinks, since she’s leading the movement for healthy kids in America).
I immediately tweeted @whitehouse and @barackobama asking them if they could explain this since tomatoes are a vegetable, then I had an epiphany, which I promptly relayed back to @whitehouse and @barackobama:
JOHN KERRY = KETCHUP
Let me connect the dots.
JOHN KERRY = ran for President in 2004 vs. Bush, then endorsed Obama for the 2008 elections, and is currently the incumbent Senator from Massachusetts (Bee Gees song playing in anyone’s head right about now? No?…okay, just me then), and is mentioned as a possible Secretary of State replacement should Senator Hillary Clinton retire in 2012 (YEAH RIGHT!).
JOHN KERRY = MARRIED TO TERESA HEINZ
TERESA HEINZ = heir to the H. J. Heinz Company, AKA Heinz Ketchup [still think it's sad that people NOW don't realize that CATSUP is the original spelling and KETCHUP is the BRAND, but...typical to the way things are accepted in America, if enough people incorrectly use something commonly enough, incorrect usage will suddenly be acceptable (like "anyway" and "anyways," but that's another topic)...so kids nowadays ALSO learn to spell CATSUP as KETCHUP. LE SIGH.].
*BTW, this is also proper: bc I want to do parentheses within parentheses, it’s [(xyz)]. Yes. It applies in math and also in writing.
ERGO, JOHN KERRY = KETCHUP
Here is the explanation from that 1st article:
“‘School meals that are subsidized by the federal government must include a certain amount of vegetables,” the AP reports, “and USDA’s proposal could have pushed pizza-makers and potato growers out of the school lunch business.” It would have pushed vegetable growers into the business, but their lobbyists aren’t as powerful, it seems.‘”
AKA LOBBYISTS AND INTEREST GROUPS FOR KETCHUP = JOHN KERRY = WIFE’S COMPANY’S INDUSTRY, where the BRAND NAME OF KETCHUP IS NOW THE ACCEPTABLE SPELLING OF CATSUP.
::breath::
AMERICA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
So you want our kids to be healthier and eat healthier, and you want to combat the increasing obesity rate and Type II diabetes…and First Lady Michelle Obama has followed Clinton and Bush with supporting the ORGANIC MOVEMENT by instructing the White House to buy ORGANIC FOODS (yeah, for themselves)…
and yet you have the tenacity to CONTRADICT the farmers’ struggles and the agricultural industry of our own nation by making it even HARDER for them to be welcomed by children and compete against readily-accessible, less-healthy alternatives (FAST FOOD)?!
OH YEAH. I almost forgot. Pharmaceutical companies own much of the farmland now. Meaning $$$ pushes these agendas = the REAL farmers are suffering.
Then let me just ask one more thing…
WHAT ARE MY TAX DOLLARS GOING TO?! I know we’re already OVER $15 TRILLION in debt, which comes out to almost $50,000 debt per citizen and more than $133,000 debt per tax payer, with the REAL unemployment rate at about 16%.
NO WONDER THE #OCCUPY movements are still going strong!
The economic eye has been on Greece, but, um hellloooooooooooo we are ALL connected, and do people not realize the large investments we have in European banks PLUS the failing U.S. Credit/Banking system?! P.I.G.S. HELLLOOOO (Portugal, Italy, Greece, Spain)…and THE U.S. could be next.
My sister had the right idea about moving to France. At least Carla Bruni is cool. And she just had a baby girl, which is good for Sarkozy’s image, methinks. Not to mention the French take their school system VERY seriously.
PLEASE, AMERICA, BRING EDUCATION BACK TO THE FOREFRONT. It’s pretty evident that our nation needs it now more than ever when the hard-earned money of those of us STILL employed pays handsomely for the lives of CONGRESS WHO CAN STAB THE TRUE AGRICULTURAL INDUSTRY IN THE BACK AND DECLARE PIZZA A VEGETABLE BECAUSE THE PASTE OF JOHN KERRY’S WIFE’S BRAND, KETCHUP, IS SMEARED ONTO THE DOUGH, WHICH IS A GRAIN AND HAS BEEN HYBRIDIZED SO MANY TIMES OVER VIA GENETIC ENGINEERING UNDER THE POWERFUL $$$ HAND OF PFIZER AND OTHER PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES THAT IT RESTS DEBATABLE WHETHER PIZZA CAN THUS BE CONSIDERED ENTIRELY A VEGETABLE, and it’s TOTALLY negligible that ketchup’s origins are tomatoes, which are a fruit and NOT a vegetable.
Or maybe it’s because all of the people in office now are the hippies who did all of the drugs in the 60′s/70′s. Meaning, the manipulative, ironically-greedy, idiocratic decisions in legislature that we are now seeing are the effects of all of the drugs they did back in the day. Or maybe it’s because they think peace, love, and equality means equalizing pizza as a vegetable.
I’ll tell you now, I don’t know exactly WHO I’m going to vote for in the next election, but the only one I REALLY can respect at the moment is RON PAUL.
So much info in here, you can write a research paper x 10. You’re welcome.
If any time deserved a true face palm, now is a better time than any.
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